Are you a sex toy or sexual wellness company and want to work with me? I’d be happy to hear from you! This page has an outline of some of the services I offer.
Reviews
While sex toy and gender expression item reviews are the primary focus of this blog, I’m happy to review other adult products.
Products I’m interested in reviewing
- Sex toys (of various types, but particularly strap-on harnesses and anal toys)
- Gender expression items
- Select sex positive non-fiction books
- Massage oils
- Dental dams
- Lubricants
Products I’m not currently interested in reviewing
- Condoms
- Sexual enhancers
- Lingerie
- Erotica
- Insertable sex toys that are made with non-body safe materials
- Lubricants that contain glycerin or paraben
- Books that are only sent to me in ebook format
I may make exceptions to the above lists but this is at my discretion. Reviews of previous products does not guarantee my willingness to review a certain type of product in the future.
I will not pay or accept responsibility for shipping costs (including return shipping if the product needs to be sent back). I reserve the right to link to a competitor if you only sell to a limited region or stop selling a product in your store, but I will otherwise not link to a competitor. Sending a product to me for free does not guarantee a positive review, and you do not control any of the words in the review. Once a product has been reviewed, I will not send it back or pay for it even if the review is negative. Products that are sent without consulting me first will not be guaranteed a review. Reviews will generally be between 700–1200 words.
Please also see my terms and conditions for key information on the review process.
Sponsored Posts
I offer sponsored posts. These are written by me, focused on a topic of my choice and including a general keyword/s chosen by you. They will be hosted on my site and disclosed as paid posts at the bottom of the article. 1-3 banners or links can be included to your site in this post, but they must be marked as ‘sponsored’ links, as per Google’s guidelines. I make no promises on click-through rates or conversions, and do not offer ‘dofollow’ links. Sponsorship will always be disclosed, as per advertising standards regulations.
Sponsored posts can also include sponsored erotica.
Please also see my editorial terms and conditions for more information about sponsored posts.
Consulting
Are you a sex toy retailer who wants advice/guidance on trans inclusion in your marketing and/or website content? I’d love to work with you! My past experience with consulting has included giving recommendations on language for events, auditing the descriptions of products recommended for trans consumers, and suggesting products retailers may want to carry for trans consumers.
Commissioned Writing
As well as sponsored posts hosted on my own blog, I will write content for sex tetailer/manufacturer blogs, sex focused/queer/etc websites, or other relevant outlets. You can find past examples of my work on the My Work Elsewhere page. Price is dependent on word count, whether it’s fiction/non-fiction/personal writing, and amount of research needed. By default I wish to be credited by the name ‘Kelvin Sparks’, but I will ghostwrite for an additional 10% to all fees. I reserve the right to decline commissions if they are outside my area of expertise or non compatible with my personal ethics.
Types of Advertising/Services I Don’t Offer
I do not accept guest posts on this site, including advertorial posts. I also do not have spaces for banner advertisements available. I am not looking to join any more affiliate programmes or affiliate schemes.
All Sound Good?
If you think we’d be a good fit from this, email me at kelvin (at) kelvinsparks.com to talk about the best way for us to work together!
